sometimes it's hard to tell what you actually like and remember.
first corridor to the east, down the hall, five turns to the right, through the east side of the library and down to the lower level. room with the board games. i asked you why you put them there. you said it would make sense later.
[ There's a lot a words that the Doctor could reply in response to that but he types, deletes, types, and deletes before finally settling on - ]
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[ Clara doesn't get a response from him as he runs off to following her coordinates until he sends back a photo with a note that simply says, 'Gotcha!' and a little stick person wearing sunglasses pointing finger guns at the viewer. ]
I thought you were supposed to be the boss and know where everything is. Clara if this is some joke...
Why do I pay you? You're supposed to be part of my brain. My external brain!
Well sometimes you forget that you have a memory worm lying around. Or they get out and you don't see it. Sometimes it's to avoid complete brain breakage.
[ Better keep those in, Clara! He only has spare glass ones lying around and that would look silly. ]
Of course I remember. [ He forgot for about 0.5 seconds. ] They let you use your salary for that? I thought they'd have you use it for the pudding brains of the future.
[ There's a beat before another text follows quickly after it. ]
Kidding. I know I dropped you off five minutes ago. Those papers can wait the TARDIS' time rotors are more important. She's been throwing a bit of a fit all morning.
[ Annnd he's definitely wooshing away to the console room to deposit himself right back into broom closet of Coal Hill. ]
Because I would never ever EVER toss anything of the TARDIS away. I'm more sensible and sentimental. You're projecting your own failures onto me. Which - well, I do that to be fair.
[ And he'll also continue to blame his past self. But also there's a break in the text as he runs off like a penguin with his arse on fire to check the quantum flux capacitor. Minutes later he quickly types back. ]
It wasn't there. Did you turn them into something else? Like into a stupid mechanical bow tie?
I really don't. That's why I don't wear them anymore.
[ That being said he kept the very extensive collection. As much as he disliked them now he didn't have it in him to toss them. But maybe he'd tell his previous self that just to ruffle some feathers. ]
I'm the one with a whole new set of regenerations. You were the end of our last one making you the oldest.
The first in a line doesn't mean you haven't lived all of these years. You're still older than me because you come after me. You really have a knack for fooling yourself don't you.
What do you feed us, then? What's on the menu these days, Doctor? Curious, curious. We don't like pears, please tell me you haven't grown fond of pears!
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sometimes it's hard to tell what you actually like and remember.
first corridor to the east, down the hall, five turns to the right, through the east side of the library and down to the lower level. room with the board games. i asked you why you put them there. you said it would make sense later.
it's later. does it make sense?
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????
[ Clara doesn't get a response from him as he runs off to following her coordinates until he sends back a photo with a note that simply says, 'Gotcha!' and a little stick person wearing sunglasses pointing finger guns at the viewer. ]
I thought you were supposed to be the boss and know where everything is. Clara if this is some joke...
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You did that to yourself, wasn't me. I can't draw you know that.
essentially, you have to be mad at you for this.
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Is this that show that you told me about once? Punk'd?
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but maybe I need to remind you, you have erased your own memory before. more than once. how do you even do that more than once?
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Well sometimes you forget that you have a memory worm lying around. Or they get out and you don't see it. Sometimes it's to avoid complete brain breakage.
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I'm a teacher, remember?
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Of course I remember. [ He forgot for about 0.5 seconds. ] They let you use your salary for that? I thought they'd have you use it for the pudding brains of the future.
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Do you want to come get me so I can help you look?
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[ the prospect of seeing him outside of their normal Wednesdays admittedly perks her up. ]
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[ There's a beat before another text follows quickly after it. ]
Kidding. I know I dropped you off five minutes ago. Those papers can wait the TARDIS' time rotors are more important. She's been throwing a bit of a fit all morning.
[ Annnd he's definitely wooshing away to the console room to deposit himself right back into broom closet of Coal Hill. ]
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[ It's all sarcasm by the way he isn't admitting anything! ]
That still doesn't change the question. Where are they?
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[ Yes, he will continue to blame his future self as much as possible. ]
Tell me you at least checked the quantum flux capacitor drive? The most obvious place. No no you wouldn't have, would you? Too obvious for you.
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[ And he'll also continue to blame his past self. But also there's a break in the text as he runs off like a penguin with his arse on fire to check the quantum flux capacitor. Minutes later he quickly types back. ]
It wasn't there. Did you turn them into something else? Like into a stupid mechanical bow tie?
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Have I really gotten this ridiculous in my old age?
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And old? I'm not old - you're the one who's old!
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You're ridiculous. Look at yourself in a mirror, you're old.
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[ That being said he kept the very extensive collection. As much as he disliked them now he didn't have it in him to toss them. But maybe he'd tell his previous self that just to ruffle some feathers. ]
I'm the one with a whole new set of regenerations. You were the end of our last one making you the oldest.
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Sushi, crisps, croissants from this boulangerie nestled in Nice. Tea with lots of sugar - I think that's your influence there.
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Sugar! Yes! Good! You held onto the important things.
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[ Itβll be a worse regeneration for it if they do in his opinion. ]
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